Black Friday Sale

What better way to spend this Christmas than by watching the sparkle in the eyes of your family disappear into confusion when they finally unwrap their long-awaited gift from you and find Volume 1 of my memoir?

Obviously, most of you have bought Volume 1 already and are eagerly waiting the release of Volume 2. Many bookstores have applauded my self-publishing of Number 4, so they don’t have the same chaotic scenes as Harry Potter caused all those many years ago, creating havoc on city centre streets.

For those who shall not be named, who have not made their purchase yet due to hospitalisation, imprisonment, and or living on a desert island, I have some exciting news.

30% off the Hardback and 70% off the eBook for this terribly exciting holiday season.

Click the button below and be taken to where you can peruse our merchandise and get your hands on Volume 1 for this crazy low price!